Does pretentious poetry make you want to projectile vomit, just for
effect? Then you have found your proverbial hairball instigator
with Forever Loving You. Relive those horrible times of young
adulthood when you thought of yourself as a hopeless romantic, when
in fact, you were just a selfish jerk looking for someone else to
make you happy and then getting hurt and resentful when they broke
your pathetic little heart. Perhaps you are living that time in
your life right now, and you're too lazy to write your own poetic
drivel. Well, now you can copy obscure lovepoems from this book no
one has ever heard of and pass them off as your own! Pepper them
into your loveletters and she will think you're a charming and
upstanding gentleman. That's right, boys and girls, Forever Loving
You is page after page of hundreds of poems all filled with the
same longing and yearning and adoration and hope that you
desperately cling to in your own life...just written like a lame
greeting card in the supermarket.
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