The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes - Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who (Paperback)


If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Solomon Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Solomon Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Solomon Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Solomon Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Solomon Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Solomon Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Solomon Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Solomon Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Solomon Islander jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Solomon Islander Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Solomon Islander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Solomon Islander jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Solomon Islanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Solomon Islander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Solomon Islander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Solomon Islander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Solomon Islanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

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Imprint

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Country of origin

United States

Release date

October 2012

Availability

Expected to ship within 10 - 15 working days

First published

October 2012

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Dimensions

229 x 152 x 6mm (L x W x T)

Format

Paperback - Trade

Pages

106

ISBN-13

978-1-4793-5957-8

Barcode

9781479359578

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LSN

1-4793-5957-2



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