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1915 Excerpt: ...with much divorce, They well suffice. This sort of
thing brings happiness In large amounts. Another thing helps more
or less--Two bank accounts. HE GUESSED She whispered in the
honeymoon, "How cool you were when you proposed And I, poor thing,
thought I should swoon You noticed how my eyes were closed?" "I
don't remember that," he said; "You did not seem at all confused; I
knew that I had lost my head, And rather feared you were amused."
"You rogue," she said, but drummed her foot, "You're only teasing
now, you know You do remember how I put My finger in my mouth--just
so?" "All this," he said, "from me was hid Was I not right to
understand You put your finger where you did Because I tried to
kiss your hand?" There are times when an upright piano is a
downright nuisance. A SEASIDE IDYL "I love the sea," remarked
Suzette. "Then may I ask," said I, "Why, if you fancy things so
wet, Your bathing suit is dry?" She did not think my humor apt, And
gave me tit for tat: "The ocean isn't fresh," she snapped, "I like
it, sir, for that. I love it for its surf," she said, "That bounds
upon the shore." "Suzette," I cried, "I'll be abused In metaphor no
more Come, let the blooming ocean go?" (I put my arm around her.)
"I'll be your serf." Said she, "Oh, Joe, You really are a bounder "
Sir Pointstake--Waiter, bring me some oysters. They must not be too
small, nor too large, nor too fat and salty, and, above all things,
they must be cold, but not too cold, and I want them quick Hammond
Aigs (waiter)--Yas, sir; but you didn't specify yet whether you
want them with or without pearls. Now, one and one a...
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