The Monster Trilogy (Paperback, None)

Constable Margaret Chance: I got a prediction tits are gonna get bigger in the next generation. 'Cause of the global warming. The world's getting hotter and hotter, so, there's like no rain for months and months - nothing grows. So people start living off breast milk again, like they did in Biblical times. It makes perfect sense. In twenty years, tits will be like commodities, traded on the stinking stock exchange. Like gold. Ogres, trolls, demons - monsters, like violence, are always represented as male. Not this time. Celebrated playwright R.M. Vaughan gives us, in three one-act monologues, three very monstrous women. In A Visitation by St Teresa of Avila upon Constable Margaret Chance, we meet a middle-aged police officer whose world view is determined by her obsession with race, bloodlines and genetic determinism. The Susan Smith Tapes (made into a film for CBC and Showcase by Jeremy Podeswa) shows the famous American who drowned her two young sons trying to recapture the public's attention by auditioning for talk shows. And Dead Teenagers introduces us to a frustrated reverend unhealthily addicted to the spectacle of large funerals for murdered children.