I bought a new wrinkle cream.
If you use it once a day, you look younger in a month.
Twice a day, you look younger in two weeks.
I ate it.
As the years go by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will
do just about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK
surgery, industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive
forty-ninth birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she
turned fifty, she couldn't even bear to say the word.
In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It,
Rudner writes with humor and candor about all of the small
indignities and everyday absurdities that have become standard
fare. From the perils of catalog-ordering addiction to the
challenges of keeping up with the latest in electronics, lingerie,
and reality television to the joys and worries of being an older
mother to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita
covers it all.
So put on your bifocals and power up your sense of humor Just don't
blame Rita when your laugh lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly
honest and undeniably hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't
Remember Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders and
the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty. From the Hardcover
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