The Bedwetter - Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee (Standard format, CD, Unabridged edition)

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1. Which of the following do you appreciate?A Women with somewhat horse-ish facial features.B Women who, while not super Jew-y, are more identifiably Jewish than, say, Natalie Portman.C Frequent discussion of unwanted body hair.

2. Are you offended by the following behavior?A Instructing one's grandmother to place baked goods in her rectal cavity.B Stripping naked in public--eleven times in a row.C Stabbing one's boss in the head with a writing implement.

3. The best way to treat an emotionally fragile young girl is: A Murder the main course of her Thanksgiving dinner before her very eyes.B Tell her that her older sister is prettier than she, and then immediately die.C Prevent her suicide by recommending she stay away from open windows.

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