Teletraan I - The Transformers - Pretenders: Alice, Birdbrain, Black Shadow, Blood, Bludgeon, Blue Bacchus, Bomb-Burst, Bristleback, Bugly, Bumblebee, Carnivac, Catilla, Chainclaw, Cloudburst, Crossblades, Dauros, Dinoforce, Dinoking (Paperback)

This book consists of articles from Wikia or other free sources online. Pages: 109. Chapters: Alice, Birdbrain, Black Shadow, Blood, Bludgeon, Blue Bacchus, Bomb-Burst, Bristleback, Bugly, Bumblebee, Carnivac, Catilla, Chainclaw, Cloudburst, Crossblades, Dauros, Dinoforce, Dinoking, Dirge, Diver, Dory, Doubleheader, Finback, G ry, Gairy, Gilmer, Grand Maximus, Grimlock, Groundbreaker, Gunrunner, Icepick, Iguanus, Jazz, Kakury, Lander, Landmine, Longtooth, Metalhawk, Monstructor, Octopunch, Phoenix, Pincher, Pretender, Pretender Monster, Rairy, Roadblock, Roadgrabber, Scowl, Skullgrin, Sky High, Skyhammer, Slog, Snarler, Splashdown, Starscream, Stranglehold, Submarauder, Thunderwing, Vroom, Waverider, Wildfly, Yokury . Excerpt: Alice is a hot girl who attends Sam's college. She made a bunch of advances toward Sam. She's actually a Decepticon Pretender, whose mission is to kill him. Tough break, eh? Actress: Isabel LucasPretender is HOT Rrrrrr... Alice attended college with Sam. When Alice discovered that Sam was writing Cybertronian glyphs on his walls, she pinned him down and secretly prepared to attack him. She pretends to make out with him, but a metal tentacle extended from under her skirt and prepared to strike. They were interrupted by Mikaela, who believed Sam was cheating on her and broke up with him on the spot. Before Sam could chase after her, Alice's tongue extended and wrapped around Sam's neck; his screams attracted Mikaela and Sam's roommate, Leo. Mikaela threw the box containing Wheelie at her, but missed. Alice chased the three through the school, alternating between her human and robot forms . Finally she was killed when Mikaela rammed her against a light pole with a car, crushing her and then ran her over, saying in anger: "Kiss this, bitch " The special "eagle eyes" in Birdbrain's Pretender shell allow him to target and distinguish his prey in extreme detail from great distances... sometimes. The rest of the time, this talented...