Profound critic, Dr. Stephen P. Means, says: "This is a very funny
book. After presenting these poems in Santa Barbara, people had
tears in their eyes. Some cried, some laughed. Some wanted to take
me out to the railroad tracks and tar and feather me. One person
had a religious experience. When I performed "The Jackal" I scared
the living bejesus out of a young man and he had to be excused.
You'll howl like Ginsberg or rant like the Dickens. In my opinion
you've never seen a book of poetry so profound, so sweet and in
fact there is a poem "If I could call a cloud," I especially wrote
for anyone who wants to impress their lover. If you buy my book you
have my permission to use this poem, but be aware After you read it
to your lover, I'm not responsible for your sex. Please, for my
sake, cherish these poems. They are life changing. Why "Ding Dong
Daddy" alone is worth the price of the book. You get introspection,
comedy, and total delicious fun in this collector's treasure of
original one of a kind poetry. For instance, "Peanut Butter Day,"
cracked up a round, I mean renowned critic and he bought fifty
copies of the poem. Why? He said something about a mess in his
department and how he need some humorous script if anyone was ever
going to get clean to bottom of the hubris in the W.C. they call
his University. Well you can imagine the hubris I developed when
"The Sweating Joker Poems" won the Noble prize. Just kidding, but I
was named poet lariat for Santa Barbara when I roped in a couple of
heifers at Earl Warren Showgrounds with just this simple rhyme:
"That . . . Why that is just too fat. Seriously, I can only tell
you how great "The Sweating Joker" really is if I get you
salivating to have this book by reminding you of an aphorism: "You
never regret what you do. You only regret what you don't do." In
the future, in the years to come, just flash back to right now. You
had the chance to enlighten yourself, to begin again to enjoy
reading, to open a doorway to to new, funny, and in fact,
titillatingly funny bone funny extravaganza. I went to the dentist
last week, so I can verify I'm not just whistling through my teeth,
and I'm not whistling Dixie; I am a serious poet who has examined
what is funny and what is not funny. Not I mean I'm not serious
when I say, and you can quote me: "This book will knock Lady Gaga
and Miley Cyrus out of first place and soon I'll be dancing up on
stage in my underwear like a sweating joker." That might not be so
funny, but damn I would love it. And you're going to love this book
of poetry. You want to have some fun reading? Then go ahead and buy
the book. I give you my personal guarantee that it is a collector's
item, that you will enjoy reading it, and that it's worth every
cent. Guaranteed "
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