Wrinkle Volume 1 (Paperback)

This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1894 Excerpt: ...B. Anthony is in our midst. We intended to dedicate an ode to her written by our staff odist; but the Court Jester is too gallant a man to trifle with the dangling heart-strings of an unsusceptible old maid, so that we have decided to let Soozv" B. 'the Court Jester has in his hip-pocket a copy of the Christmas number of the Grand Rapids Helios containing eleven jokes and poems from Wrinkle. Five of these are not credited. Perhaps it is all right. Foot-ball was a crime in England during the the reign of Henry VIII.--Detroit Free Press. But bigamy, trigamy, quadrigamy, quintigamy, sixigamy and polygamy wasn't. Oh, no They were regal diversions. Foot-ball wasn't. Harry was foxy. He didn't play the game. Hence he made it a crime. He couldn't stand His Royal Hyenasses' personality being tumbled on the democratic soil of Merrie England. Then some of his loyal subjects in the heat of battle might have pasted him one in his royal proboscis, and the crimson blue-blood of Britain's monarch would have stained the field of contest. Foxy boy was Harry in politics and love. Three Entertainments are announced forto-morrow night, all given by fair women of exactly the same age. Miss Susan B. Anthony in University Hall, Latoska at the opera house, and the X Y Z hop at the rink. This is a golden opportunity for males to define woman's sphere in the theatre of human activity by a large and appreciative attendance, at the most popular entertainment. We Have authentic evidence that the first persons to "work a bluff" were the ancient Cliff-dwellers. Sacred to the Memory of the 96 VENTRICLE. MURDERED (DONE TO DEATH I By a Careless Editor. DISSECTED (CUT TO PIECES) By a Heartless Faculty. CREMATED (ROASTED TO A FINISH) By an Indignant Public. l'Sic Semper Sopho-M...