The Inlander Volume 16 (Paperback)

This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1905 Excerpt: ...may be said of the narrow-spheredness of collegians, a good manv of us. anvwav, manage to live the Full Life. Problem in Algebra--Show that the distance to Ypsilanti increases inversely as the square of a person's coin. Another Problem--If 3 men can raise a Fierce Din with 6 tin cans and 200 stones, how much of a Pandemonium can 300 persons stir up, if they are all Classic Musicians and tend strictly to business? We lose a lot by not living in Europe. The latest loss is the following: At Lisbon, Portugal, on April 20 the International Congress of Medicine discussed the following question: "Preventive Inoculations Against Protozoal Diseases." WHO'D ATHOLGHT IT?.Smart One--"Can a car eat. Jinks?" Jinks--"What's the answer?" S. ().--"Why, I met a man the other day who said he boarded one once, that's all." HIS SPECIALTY. At a recent college club gathering this yarn was spun: "A few years ago two well known universities met upon the football field. One of the players was an individual of extraordinary strength but resembling anything rather than a college man. lietvveen the halves the manager of the opposing team sought him out and found him chewing tobacco. "What class are you in?" lie inquired. " )h." responded the mysterious one. "I ain't in no class. I'm one of them special stoodents." "I see. What is your particular specialty?" The player spat out an enormous quid, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and replied. "Fethics. b' God." PL'XKTOWX HAPPEXIXGS. Fine sleighing on Main street Johnson Pros, have a brand new line of the latest in clothes-goods. ()badiah Timpkins was a Herald visitor Thursday. The physics class in high school is now wrestling with prob...