"Mr. Barry is the funniest man in America and we should encourage
--The New York Times Book Review
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME--EXCEPT IN A SELLER'S MARKET
At longlast, Dave Barry, the dean of everything, lets you in on the
deepest, darkest mysteries of life and answers your hysterical home
purchase questions like they've never been answered before:
What's the best way todetermine a realistic price range?
Take your total family income, including coins that have fallen
behind the bureau, and any projected future revenue you have been
notified about via personalized letters from Mr.Ed McMahon stating
that you may already have won 14 million dollars. Then, multiply by
something other than six.
Can you recommend a good mortgage?
There are several kinds: Fixed Rate, Variable Rate, andthe bank's
secret weapons, the Party Hat Mortgage and the Mortgage of the
How can I avoid spending money on do-it-yourself homeowner's
Find a contractor. Their silent motto is"We Never Show Up." The
Romans lived among the ruins. You must too.
Is there a secret to having a beautiful lawn?
Yes and no. If you fail to feed, fertilize, and water your lawn,
itwill die. However, if you feed, fertilize, and water your lawn,
it will die.
"From the Paperback edition."
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