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Homes and Other Black Holes (Electronic book text)
Homes and Other Black Holes (Electronic book text): Dave Barry
Homes and Other Black Holes (Electronic book text): Dave Barry

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"Mr. Barry is the funniest man in America and we should encourage him."
--The New York Times Book Review
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME--EXCEPT IN A SELLER'S MARKET
At longlast, Dave Barry, the dean of everything, lets you in on the deepest, darkest mysteries of life and answers your hysterical home purchase questions like they've never been answered before:
What's the best way todetermine a realistic price range?
Take your total family income, including coins that have fallen behind the bureau, and any projected future revenue you have been notified about via personalized letters from Mr.Ed McMahon stating that you may already have won 14 million dollars. Then, multiply by something other than six.
Can you recommend a good mortgage?
There are several kinds: Fixed Rate, Variable Rate, andthe bank's secret weapons, the Party Hat Mortgage and the Mortgage of the Living Dead.
How can I avoid spending money on do-it-yourself homeowner's projects?
Find a contractor. Their silent motto is"We Never Show Up." The Romans lived among the ruins. You must too.
Is there a secret to having a beautiful lawn?
Yes and no. If you fail to feed, fertilize, and water your lawn, itwill die. However, if you feed, fertilize, and water your lawn, it will die.

"From the Paperback edition."

General

Imprint: Ballantine Books
Country of origin: United States
Release date: July 2010
Authors: Dave Barry
Format: Electronic book text
Pages: 88
ISBN-13: 978-0-307-75882-8
Barcode: 9780307758828
Categories: Promotions
Books > Sport & Leisure > Humour > Parodies & spoofs
LSN: 0-307-75882-6

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