The Nancy Sphinctergritzel Trilogy: Rudolph Valentino's Moose; Lord Cecil Wilde Before She Ruined Him; Nancy & Cecil: A Marriage Made In Hell: An Irreverent Spoof About The World's Most Infamous Lush (Paperback)

Nancy (1904-2010) was the most hated of all Hollywood lushes. The quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity, she moved from one situation to the next, leaving behind a trail of tears and destruction in the name of her imaginary lover, Rudolph Valentino. All seven of her husbands predeceased her. Her children were taken into care: with her, Valentino always had to come first. Her life quest was to prove that he had never had sex with men, or with any woman but her. It took her 68 years to write My Life With Rudy, the book she boasted would take the world by storm-minutes for her victims to destroy it. Now, the whole filthy Nancy saga appears in one volume, from her illegitimate birth to her hilarious death. AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.