The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes - Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who (Paperback)


If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Manchester United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Manchester United joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Manchester United Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Manchester United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Manchester United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Manchester United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Manchester United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Manchester United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Manchester United jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Manchester United Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Manchester United joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Manchester United Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Manchester United Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Manchester United Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Manchester United Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Manchester United Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Manchester United Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Imprint

Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Country of origin

United States

Release date

July 2012

Availability

Expected to ship within 10 - 15 working days

First published

July 2012

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Dimensions

229 x 152 x 6mm (L x W x T)

Format

Paperback - Trade

Pages

106

ISBN-13

978-1-4783-3158-2

Barcode

9781478331582

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LSN

1-4783-3158-5



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