This is the actual story of the Arthurian Legend, complete with
warts - WARTS? - it's got warts, piles, sore feet, incest,
mistrust, greed, jealousy, treason, adultery, sex, violence and
even football and cricket. This is not the romantic, epic adventure
that Hollywood would have us believe. Far from it, this one comes
complete with all the sex, violence, greed and mistrust that have
traditionally made the British people the loveable race they are.
This is the story of the formative years of the country that would
create the biggest headache, sorry empire, and become the biggest
pest the world has ever seen. You'll thrill, you'll marvel, you'll
grip the edge of your seat, you'll swallow vallium by the
bucketload, and then after all that you could always sit down to
read this book. All the usual characters are there, but the more
unusual ones far outnumber them. If you're looking for the actual,
approved, unabridged, historically accurate and attested by
historians saga of the Arthurian Times, then you might just as well
read this version as any other - 'cos they don't know any better
than I do, but my version's funnier, and quite possibly more likely
to be true to life. So, for the first time, we proudly present, the
one and only, never to be repeated (not yet, anyway) story, of one
of the greatest epics ever to see the light of day. It is a story
that has no ending, and no beginning, but it don't half ramble
about a lot in the middle. This is the second instalment in the
ongoing, user-friendly saga of the Schkrapmerchants and their
incessant meddling in the affairs of Man.
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||203 x 133 x 12mm (L x W x T)
||Paperback - Trade
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