Vulgar the Viking and the Rock Cake Raiders (Electronic book text)

Vulgar is a Viking boy who longs for the glory days of raiding, pillaging and enormous beards. Life in the village of Blubber is so dull, itOCOs all knitting and goat-herding and yawwwnnn. Vulgar feels itOCOs up to him to introduce a bit of mayhem and chaos, and just as soon as heOCOs finished juggling with elk manure, heOCOs going to relish the challenge."