Female-To-English Dictionary (Abridged Version) - A Guide to Interpreting & Manipulating the Female Thought Process (Electronic book text)

Doctor Shoveen's Female-to-English Dictionary evens the relationship playing field by explaining to guys what females really mean when they speak. By using this book, men can learn how to interpret the words, react properly, and use verbal ju-jitsu to manipulate the female thought process, thereby obtaining a desirable result. Also included: correct answers to the three deadliest questions women ask: "Does this dress make my rear end look fat?" "Do you think I'd make a good prostitute?" "How many women have you slept with before me?"

Plus: learn a non-fatal way to get the pre-nuptial agreement signed.

Excerpt:

In religion, there are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal with sooner or later: Gluttony Greed Sloth Pride Envy Wrath Lust

In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy must deal with sooner or later: Does this dress make my ass look fat? How many women have you slept with? Should I get a boob job? Do you think I'd make a good prostitute? How the hell do I get her to sign the pre-nup?

Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, Dr. Ruth, and all of the other relationship gurus: read this book and learn how to maintain control of your own personal situation.

Dr. Nick Shoveen, Ph.D.

About the Author:

Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. It has been difficult to verify his entire background. He claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned PacoimaUniversity.com, a San Fernando Valley online school.

Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at the now-defunct Fedco in Van Nuys, California. Well-knownyachtsman author Gene Grossman worked for several years translating Doctor Shoveen's pencil-written manuscript from Farsi.

The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks, after his public appearances.

Reviews:

This alleged doctor is a male chauvinist pig, but a funny one. I laughed out loud at his book. - Myra Scot Sharp, Atty. at Law, Bel Air, California

No guy should ever let his girlfriend know that he's got this book. - Abner Bibberman - Albany Park News