Doctor Shoveen's Female-to-English Dictionary evens the
relationship playing field by explaining to guys what females
really mean when they speak. By using this book, men can learn how
to interpret the words, react properly, and use verbal ju-jitsu to
manipulate the female thought process, thereby obtaining a
desirable result. Also included: correct answers to the three
deadliest questions women ask: "Does this dress make my rear end
look fat?" "Do you think I'd make a good prostitute?" "How many
women have you slept with before me?"
Plus: learn a non-fatal way to get the pre-nuptial agreement
In religion, there are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal
with sooner or later: Gluttony Greed Sloth Pride Envy Wrath
In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy
must deal with sooner or later: Does this dress make my ass look
fat? How many women have you slept with? Should I get a boob job?
Do you think I'd make a good prostitute? How the hell do I get her
to sign the pre-nup?
Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, Dr. Ruth, and all of the
other relationship gurus: read this book and learn how to maintain
control of your own personal situation.
Dr. Nick Shoveen, Ph.D.
About the Author:
Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited
relationship advice to men for many years. It has been difficult to
verify his entire background. He claims to have received his Ph.D.
from renowned PacoimaUniversity.com, a San Fernando Valley online
Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the
doctor ran a Persian rug concession at the now-defunct Fedco in Van
Nuys, California. Well-knownyachtsman author Gene Grossman worked
for several years translating Doctor Shoveen's pencil-written
manuscript from Farsi.
The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old
Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates
from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks, after his
This alleged doctor is a male chauvinist pig, but a funny one. I
laughed out loud at his book. - Myra Scot Sharp, Atty. at Law, Bel
No guy should ever let his girlfriend know that he's got this
book. - Abner Bibberman - Albany Park News
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