Alice By Accident (Paperback)

'When I was little I asked Mum where I came from (!!) and she said I came by accident. Then for quite a long time I used to say when I met people, "Hello, I'm Alice, I came by accident." I didn't even know what came by accident meant then. I think I thought an accident was some kind of car or train or something that brought me!!!'

This is my life story, and that's only 'one' of the embarrassing things about me. I've tried to write about all the strange – and sometimes horrid – things that have gone on recently; about Gene – my grandmother – and the 'Big Row'; about me and Mum being evicted; about my crazy friend, peony; and about loads of fun things that have happened too. But that was when Gene was around…