Bonehead of the Day 2004 (Calendar)

Bonehead Award (bonhed ∂ word) n.--An award bestowed on a group or individual for a boneheaded action. See every page of the "Bonehead of the Day Award 2004 Calendar. This calendar features a different true story about a boneheaded action each day and is taken from the Bonehead of the Day Award online newsstand. The Bonehead of the Day Awards are also heard daily on more than 2,400 radio stations. Here are just a few of the award's recipients: a shoplifter who was caught with three whole chickens, a pork roast, a beef roast, and a duck hidden under her dress; a counterfeiter who, about to be arrested with the goods, ate thirteen fake $100 bills before his arrest; twenty-five business students at San Diego State University who were given a failing grade when they were caught cheating in their ethics class. Filled with hilarious stories of bizarre bad luck, goofs, and good old-fashioned stupidity, this calendar will get a chuckle out of anyone who reads it.