Stuff White People Like - The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions (MP3 format, CD, Library ed.)

They love nothing better than sipping free-trade gourmet coffee, leafing through the Sunday New York Times, and listening to David Sedaris on NPR (ideally all at the same time). Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make them weak in the knees.
They believe theya (TM)re unique, yet somehow theya (TM)re all exactly the same, talking about how they a oegeta Sarah Silvermana (TM)s a oesubversivea comedy and Wes Andersona (TM)s a oedrolla films. Theya (TM)re also down with diversity and up on all the best microbrews, breakfast spots, foreign cinema, and authentic sushi. Theya (TM)re organic, ironic, and do not own TVs.
You know who they are: Theya (TM)re white people. And theya (TM)re here, and youa (TM)re gonna have to deal. Fortunately, herea (TM)s a book that investigates, explains, and offers advice for finding social success with the Caucasian persuasion. So kick back on your IKEA couch and lose yourself in the ultimate guide to the unbearable whiteness of being.