Ergot Suum & the Rampaging Ooze Worm of Zupiter (Electronic book text)

Meet Ergot Suum, independent astro hero. His mission: transport Princess Gzeembo of Blazia to her home planet of Zupiter before estrus comes upon her, and earn an easy stack of galactic credit chips. The clock is ticking...And the fuel gauge is faulty. They are soon out of gas, drifting in space, hundreds of parsecs from civilization. There is nothing for Ergot to do but service Gzeembo's insatiable orifice at frequent intervals, and wait for rescue. They have plenty of wine. Will they run out of oxygen? Or be sexed to death? In the remote, pirate-infested spaceways of the Eastern Arm, who knows what can happen...