A Fish Tale (Paperback)

A report filed for these great United States of America, in which an account is written that contains, but is not limited to, an alien race making its way onto our planet, the response from a very convoluted government, several toucans, and an American hero trying to find his way back home, and instead finding life, love, and himself. Well, everything but that last one. Some testimonials: "Sure to be the greatest novel in the existence of novels; Read it today or you're sure to go...hovel" -A very senile Dr. Seuss. "I couldn't put it down. I laughed, I cried, I took over France and Poland." -Anonymous. "Uh...what are you asking me about again?" -Man on the street. "Whaddya mean, you want a testimonial for this? It can't be released to the public! It says 'Top Secret' on the front for a reason, you moron!" -Some bossy guy.