The Land of Oz (Paperback, New edition)

This historic book may have numerous typos and missing text. Purchasers can usually download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. Not indexed. Not illustrated. 1904 edition. Excerpt: ...that the new leg was a disgrace to a respectable Saw-Horse. "I beg you to be more careful in your speech," said the Pumpkinhead, sharply. " Remember, if you please, that it is my leg you are abusing." I cannot forget it," retorted the Saw-Horse, "fork is quite as flimsy as the rest of your person." "Flimsy me flimsy " cried Jack, in a rage. "How dare you call me flimsy?" "Because you are built as absurdly as a jumpingjack," sneered the horse, rolling his knotty eyes in a vicious manner. "Even your head won't stay straight, and you never can tell whether you are looking backwards or forward " "Friends, I entreat you not to quarrel " pleaded the Tin Woodman, anxiously. "As a matter of fact, we are none of us above criticism; so let us bear with each others' faults." "An excellent suggestion," said the Woggle-Bug, approvingly. "You must have an excellent heart, my metallic friend." "I have," returned Nick, well pleased. "My heart is quite the best part of me. But now let us start upon our journey." They perched the one-legged Pumpkinhead upon the Saw-Horse, and tied him to his seat with cords, so that he could not possibly fall off. And then, following the lead of the Scarecrow, they all advanced in the direction of the Emerald City. i indulges in AViicKcraft They soon discovered that the Saw-Horse limped for his new leg was a trifle too long. So they were obliged to halt while the Tin Woodman chopped it down with his axe, after which the wooden steed paced along more comfortably. But the Saw-Horse was not entirely satisfied, even yet. "It was a shame that I broke my other leg " it growled. "On the contrary," airily remarked the Woggle-Bug, who was walking alongside, "you should consider the accident most fortunate. For a horse is...