Damn United: 101 Reasons Not To Support Manchester United (Electronic book text)

Have you ever wondered how eleven shin kickers from Manchester became one of the world's most unpopular football teams? Well, now you wonder no longer! For the first time collected in a single volume, '101 Reasons Not To Support Manchester United' is the most authoritative and hilarious guide to the 'Red Devils' and their minions. We all know their type. You might even have some of them in the family...Nervous fidgets with low self-esteem prone to occasional bouts of fist pumping, wagging their large foam fingers, and singing monotonous chants. Manchester United fans are found in every walk of life and some are even allowed out in public. But how are we to lead these poor misguided souls away from the team with the grass stains on their knees and demands for a penalty always on their lips? '101 Reasons Not To Support Manchester United' provides you with all the tips you need to get through life without a novelty jester's cap.