The Secret Life of Sally Tomato (Paperback, Reissue)

A is for armpit, which smells when your hot, specially great hairy ones. They smell A LOT.

Hi! Salvatore d'Amato here – call me Sal if you must – and I am not writing a diary! I'm writing the best alphabet ever. An alphabet of Dire and Disgusting Ditties.

I'm up to two letters a week, and I reckon it will take me the rest of term to complete my masterpiece. By then I plan to have achieved my Number One ain in life – to find a girlfriend. After all, I'm already twelve, so I can't afford to wait much longer…

"Rhymes, sauciness, letters, irony, comedy, comic characters… a proper little turn-on for boys. A must-buy book."
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