An Insult a Day 2004 (Calendar)

Mean-spirited, cutting, and spiteful. Absolutely. Cruel, caustic, and uncharitable. You bet. But the "Insult-a-Day 2004 Calendar also contains the funniest and drollest wit this side of the sarcasm line. This brand-new calendar is based on "The 776 Nastiest Things Ever Said, a part of the best-selling "Stupidest book series that has sold more than 2.2 million copies. From the mouths of some of history's biggest curmudgeons to the words of political pundits and classic comedians, the entries in this daily calendar lay waste to the idea that if you don't have something nice to say about someone, then don't say anything at all. From critic Jack Kroll's quip that Woody Allen has "a face that convinces you that God is a cartoonist," to comedian Jack Leonard's assurance that "there's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure," these laugh-out-loud barbs will have readers guffawing all through the year.