The National Standardized Mom Test - The Definitive Exam That Proves Just How Good a Mom You Really are (Paperback)

If you're like most mothers, you're fed up with people telling you whether you qualify as a "good Mom". After all, if every little slip-up from the rules according to Brazelton or Spock means that little Jane or Johnnie is doomed to failure, then you'd better be perfect.

The National Standardized Mom Test offers moms an inspired alternative. Author Annie Pigeon has developed a multiple-choice quiz, modeled after real standardized tests, that give Moms points for the information they really need to know -- from the true benefits of breastfeeding (nutrition? no, cleavage ) to the four essential food groups (food they'll eat, food they won't eat, food they can throw, food they'll throw up). It's a delightful tongue-in-cheek take on what it really takes to be a modern Mom and is the perfect gift for mothers everywhere.