The Book of Quotations for People Who Hate Quotations (Paperback)

Tired of inspirational quotations or aggressively cheerful people? Tiding and Crabill (writers for the snarky greeting card company, Twisted Tidings) take a knife to many of history's greatest quotations, providing sometimes scathing, sometimes hilarious takedowns of writers from Socrates to Tony Robbins. "You can't shake hands with a clenched fist"? True, but you can do a mean fist bump. The perfect gift for the cynics and curmudgeons in your life