The Master Of Disguise (DVD)

The Disguisey family tree just dropped a nut... Pistachio. One minute he's an old woman. The next, a turtle man. Moments later, President George W. Bush. Who is this man, this myth, this master? He's Pistachio, the Master of Disguise.

Pistachio Disguisey is a mild-mannered waiter whose life is about to change. Big time. Criminal mastermind Devlin Bowman has kidnapped Pistachio's parents and is forcing his father Fabrizzio to steal priceless treasures from around the world. It's up to Pistachio to save the day, but how?

His grandfather informs him of a secret family legacy: he's descended from a long line of brilliant disguise masters. Quickly trained in the ancient art of transformation and with the help of a sexy assistant, a sacred pop-up book and a magic ball of knowledge, Pistachio just may surprise everyone.