Doggie Biscuit! (Paperback)

Meet Biscuit, the funniest, smartest, most adventurous little dachshund doggie you're ever likely to encounter. In fact, let's let Biscuit do the talking. You're on, Biscuit. Move over, Hank the Cowdog. You are no longer the funniest canine in town. I am. My name is Biscuit. I am such a funny doggie that a book has been written about me. Naturally, the title of the book is Doggie Biscuit! Since Dachshunds are the handsomest, most intelligent, most lovable dogs in the world, I am sure that everyone will want to read about me as I drive trucks, steal ice cream, correct cat behavior, visit nursing homes and teach my humans how to behave. That time I ate the Viagra pill was lots of fun, too. I am already sort of famous from stories written about me in other places, but it is now time to gain worldwide fame with my very own book. Thank you. I would bow, but I fall over when I try it.