Crimes Against Commerce (Electronic book text)

"It's Not My Fault " ..or maybe it is. Meet Stretch Walker. He's your everyday, ordinary guy stumbling through life. He's got a steady job, a beat-up old car and lives in an ordinary apartment. He has the Ex-Wife From Hell and just plugs along through every day. Sound like anyone you know? Then everything changes. He hits a foreign lottery and becomes one of the world's richest men. The problem is that he's not used to being a billionaire. Think about it, what would you do if you had more money than you'd ever hope to spend? Crimes Against Commerce is the story of an everyday guy who can have anything. Along the way to dealing with his newfound fortune he meet Connecticut's Recycling Police, The Man Who Had Killed The Kennedys, God, Satan, and Alien Spies From Hell. What are the critics saying about Crimes Against Commerce? .,"He bites the hand that feeds him in a witty and oftentimes vulgar manner on the subjects of taxes, religion, death and other things we were warned against talking about at the dinner table." --The Ponca City (Okla.) News "If gritty language is not a barrier for your reading pleasure, I wholeheartedly recommend this book. It is written in an "every man" style - no pretense here. By the time you reach the last page, you will have a profound understanding that, shit does indeed happen." --The Trailer Park (Okla.) Gazette "Stretch Walker? Stretch Walker? ? Stretch Walker? ? ?" --The West Virginia Gazette