Totally Messed Up: Box of Tortured Souls Mini-edition (Paperback)

170 pages Black & White A job your loser best-friend-since-childhood/roomate got off the internet, a girlfriend who gets all passive agressive if you dare eat anything that...tastes good, and a box in the back of a van that is either holding an alien who likes to hang out south of the border (El Chupa Cabra), more China White and Uzis than ScarFace, the anti-Christ or...what you suspect it to be - something much worse. Oh yeah, and whatever you do - don't look in the box or the freaky Mafia/CIA guy who hired you will probably slit your throat for a Columbian Necktie or something horrible like that...sigh...and you know most days you are a software programmer, right? A richly illustrated story of the ultimate temptation - don't open it. Curiosity chisels away at two friends as they try to make it through the twists and turns of a mysterious assignment involving a worn and well traveled shipping crate that may contain the greatest evil known to man - or something much worse.