Whine - 50 Perfect Wines to Pair with Your Child's Rotten Behavior (Hardcover)

This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book...this is wine pairing for the weary! From sweet, pink wines to full-bodied reds, Whine has the humor (and libations) to help you survive parenthood. Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect rose for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk. Whine includes 50 perfect pairings to matchyour child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of W(h)ine that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA! So whether you like your "juice" from the glass, the bottle, or the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the joys of day-to-day parenting.