Kelly Oxford is . . .
A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesman
Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A writer
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." --Bea, age four
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." --Roger Ebert
Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon
A terrible liar
Kelly Oxford is . . .
A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesman
Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A writer
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." --Bea, age four
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." --Roger Ebert
Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon
A terrible liar
Imprint | HarperAudio |
Country of origin | United States |
Release date | April 2013 |
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Authors | Kelly Oxford |
Readers | Kelly Oxford |
Format | Downloadable audio file - MP3 format |
Running time | 8 hours, 38 minutes |
Edition | Unabridged edition |
ISBN-13 | 978-0-06-218951-6 |
Barcode | 9780062189516 |
Categories | |
LSN | 0-06-218951-4 |