The eBook of Jax (Electronic book text)

Jaxism is considered a satirical and parody religion, but when we say flying dogs that shoot laser eyebeams created the universe we are very serious and it's not a laughing matter. Jaxism is a religion of time travellers. It was founded through a cluster of time paradoxes by a psychotic obese half man half toaster deity. Gnod with a silent 'G' tells me the prophet of Jaxism the entire story and culture of the ancient people as they fight battles against the leprechaun aggressors and Illvilliga the Oppressor. Jaxism is the one true religion and is a religion of peace. You will find some of the stories of Jaxism to be quite distressing, so if you're easily offended don't read or buy this book. Instead you should buy a book about flowers or knitting. But if you are truly interested in learning about the one true religion, then in the name of Jaxism buy this book. By the power of pebbles and in the name of John Smith the time travelling hipster, may Gnod and the Jax bring peace upon you.