If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond,
Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an
Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority,
this book of bartender jokes is for you. In this not-so-original
book, The Best Ever Book of Bartender Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes
Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot
of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of
bartender jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't
burst out laughing from at least one bartender joke in this book,
there's something wrong with you. This book has so many bartender
jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do
bartenders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie
a shoelace. *** A bartender and his wife were sitting around the
breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The bartender turned to
his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff."
"Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that
you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my
stuff," replied the bartender. The bartender's spouse said: "What
makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about
the bartender who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The
instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do
bartenders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is
told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they
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