So, This Baby Seal Walks Into a Club: Drunken Theodices and Halway Stories About Selfishness and Schadenfreude (Electronic book text)

Theodicy (n)-a justification of human suffering in light of the supposed existence of an all-powerful and loving God. So, This Baby Seal Walks Into A Club...takes place in a rehab where those that avoided reality through drugs are now expected to dodge it through religion and self-help platitudes. It's a book about junkies, crackheads and losers. It's about those human monsters you double bolt your door against, and how they're just as scared as the rest of us. It's about how a Loving God stuck us down here with death, disease, despair and then expected our thanks. So This Baby Seal Walks Into A Club...is a theodicy for a post-theistic age where only the retarded believe in God. Hope you like your humor black.