The Astonishing Dad-o-Matic - Now Daddy Knows Best--Every Time (Paperback)

Fatherhood is comprised of repeating the same stock phrases over and over and over and over and over again. Combining advanced behavioral technology with extensive field testing, the "Dad-O-Matic" is a full-featured remote control that, when used as directed, takes all the hassle out of child rearing. Simply press one of six buttons to hear a clever and useful phrase. Voiced by a professional, the "Dad-O-Matic" is instantly recognizable as the well-meaning but somewhat hapless father who is smart enough to realise that mom runs the show. A slim, funny pamphlet is included that explains how and when to use the different phrases.