One Foot In The Grave - Season 3 - Plus 1991 Christmas Special (DVD)

There's a bloke we can't stand any longer... Always on the bleedin' moan. Every time we mend his bloody Honda... He's back grousing on the phone. Victor Meldrew... Victor Meldrew... He can stick it up his bum.... up his bum! He can bugger off till kingdom come!"

"They hold a note quite well, don't they? For car mechanics... "

Monday Morning Will Be Fine
Victor is reduced to sitting in a garden chair, staring at his new doors that don't fit properly. Perhaps a trip to the pub will lift his spirits...

Dreamland
Victor's getting dressed to impress at the village fete, but Margaret is having sinister nightmares - about murdering an old, balding man...

The Broken Reflection
Alfred, Victor's accident prone brother, has come to visit from New Zealand. And to make matters worse someone has just thrown their rubbish on to his garden.

The Beast In The Cage
When Bank Holiday traffic comes to a standstill on the motorway, who gets trapped in the car staring at a horse's back end for four hours?

Beware The Trickster On The Roof
Mr Swainey returns from holiday with a present for Victor - an unlucky charm. Victor is not convinced until the roof starts leaking and a cow turns up in his garden...

The Worst Horror Of All
Victor's had a shed fall on him, been rushed to Casualty and caught fleas but retains his good humour - he's got a new job!

• 1991 Christmas Special "The Man in the Long Black Coat"
• Commentary on The Beast in the Cage with David Renwick and Richard Wilson