Noah Could Never (Paperback)

"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian

"Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face." - OK Magazine

Noah's back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire,who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah's paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even French. But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can't tell if it's because

- his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with his gran's fake diamonds;

- because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia;

- or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckleddrag feud.

Will Noah ever catch a break?!