Sockmosis: When Worlds Collide (Paperback, Illustrated Ed)

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE documents the criminal acts of troublesome sock thieves known as DOLDRITES that travel from a land called THE DOLDRUMS to terrorize our homes and steal our beloved socks. Do not be fooled into thinking this is a work of fiction with a happy ending; we do not wish to soften the blow with a story about a cute little SOCK HORROR on a rescue mission to free his kind. This is a harrowing read that sets out to reveal the truth behind your ever growing odd sock pile. SOCKMOSIS - WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE contains many illustrations, as well as special appendices including The Secret World of Sockmosis (facts you never knew you knew about doldrites); The Garden of Mislaid Garments (bizarre creatures that inhabit The Doldrums); Excerpts from the Book of Brutality (how they see us - and maybe why they despise us so much!); Maps of the strange world of the doldrites; a Dust Bunny Snuff cartoon, and more!