This book consists of articles from Wikia or other free sources online. Pages: 183. Chapters: Herrol's Journey, Hyperprice, Parody, Polar Shift, Shwangland, Who Wants to Be an American, Amoebas Have Feelings Too, An Alien Wife committed Adultery and tricked her Husband., Attack of the Killer Bicycle, A Christmas Carol, A Turkey Story, Birgitkinz326's Life, Blonde, Cinderella...The Bounty Hunter, Grammoreyee, How to Bake a Pie, Identity Crisis, Lord of the Dough-Rings, Lord of the Rings, Medical Misunderstanding, Miracle World, Mont, Moomin, Moosmoschengeschichten, Nineteen Eighty-Nine, Once in a Blue Day, Once upon a time..., Phone=Evil, Pumic Tales, Scientoligeist - The Spine-chilling Curse of Xenu, So long and thanks for all the Oil, Stanley the Satanist, Starcraft Writing School, Struggle, Super Baha'i Girl - and the League of Superheroes, The Adventures of Bonko Klemmings, The Doughnut Case, The funniest joke in the world, The Three Stooges on the Titanic, Tower of Terror Online, Welmington and Costington, Bio Farce, Eragon spoof, Little Red Riding Whore, Napoleon Dynamite spoof, Polar Express spoof, Poseidon spoof, Star Trek spoof, The Mummy Spoof. Excerpt: Alexandra paused before picking up the phone. It occurred to her that perhaps that wasn't the wisest course of action, given the events of the evening. Ignoring the phone's insistent clanging, she instead turned back to face her visitor. "So as I was saying... it's called 'multi-level marketing'..." the giant Amoeba said through its large vacuole. Alexandra gulped as she nervously listened to the unicelluar organism continue with its sales pitch. "You're a completely independent business owner, but without all the risk " Hopeful that the long-winded salesman was now done, Alexandra turned her back on the Amoeba and answered the phone. It was a telemarketer who would not take "no" for an answer. By the time Alexandra could complete the call and turn back, the Amoeba had undergone mitosis and...