The Volvo Driver's Highway Code (Paperback)

Jim Dullroy has been driving Volvos for more than 30 years and has worked tirelessly to achieve the proud title of 'Bloody Volvo Driver'. Mind you, it hasn't been easy. You see, to become a Bloody Volvo Driver, you need to be that bit smarter, that bit craftier and that bit more bloody-minded than everybody else on the road. An overwhelming sense of superiority and a zero tolerance threshold also comes in handy. Now some people are born with these gifts, but most have to work at it, and you will almost certainly need guidance and practical help. You will need "The Volvo Drivers' Highway Code". "The Volvo Drivers' Highway Code" is a must for the aspiring Bloody Volvo Driver and is packed full of invaluable advice. You can learn how to put the Company Rep, Boy Racer and other assorted hooligans in their place; how to get your own back on the drivers of tractors, trucks and juggernauts; how to deal with the Sunday Driver, Del-Boy 3-Wheelers and drivers of the fairer sex; how to take on and survive the manic attentions of White Van Man. You will be able to master the techniques for frightening Learner Drivers to death, and handling the Curse of the Caravan. You can redefine your interpretation of what you can and can't do on Britain's roads to your own advantage and drive to the maximum annoyance of everybody else. If you seriously want to become a fully paid-up Bloody Volvo Driver then this is essential reading. Don't leave home without it!