Tooty Nolan's 'Deep Threat' (Electronic book text)

Warning: Unsuitable for young children and prudes. In this sixth book of the bawdy Hamster-Sapiens series Wetpatch Wilson can't have possibly imagined, as he stepped off the school bus that fateful morning, that within hours he'd be fighting former rockstar pirates for control of a super-submarine en route to an appointment with destiny that would either save or destroy an entire undersea civilisation. Or something like that.