And The Wiener...I Mean Winner Is... - Baseball, Apple Pie, and Green Ketchup on a Hot Dog? (Paperback)

The Hairy Potter of comedy, And The Wiener...I Mean Winner Is... is based on the comedy of Radiesh, Johnson, and Valerie, all laid off by Mr. Carr due to a weak economy, become entangled in a bizarre love triangle and vow to seek revenge in pursuit of the Leo Award. One afternoon, while watching television, Johnson hatches an idea of hosting a television show criticizing television commercials with the intent of sabotaging Mr. Carr's commercials while Radiesh competes against Mr. Carr by inventing an energy drink for pets. Bradley, a childhood enemy of Radiesh, learns about the energy drink and conspires with his associate Sheila to steal his formula. One day, Radiesh forgets the secret ingredient, so he searches for love by inventing Mood Mittens that reveals the mood of women. During a tour of his factory, Sheila attempts to seduce Radiesh into divulging his formula but only if she attends his big, football party. Awaiting Sheila's arrival, Bradley, dressed as Bridget, tries to seduce Radiesh without Sheila's knowledge but fails. Sheila becomes jealous of Bridget and leaves the party. During his search, Radiesh reunites with Sheila, agrees to marry her, and remembers the secret ingredient. During the wedding, Radiesh sees Bridget trying to coax the formula out of Johnson, leaves the altar to stop Bradley, but is too late. Read on to see what happens in this comedy that may be extremely hot...and funny as Radiesh pursues his quest for love, royalty, and the coveted Leo Award.